Awkward Moment:Who is this Big-Booty-Chick on His Phone?

This theme park was incredible and beyond belief magical. I was having the time of my life. In addition, I made new friends. They were brothers. They also weren’t from the US. My friends and I spent all day with them. I was closest in age with the middle brother, Peter. Being my inquisitive self, I asked him a million questions about his life while waiting in ridiculously long lines. Peter was the handsome, strong, manly, mysterious, adventurous type with long hair. His foreign accent was the cherry on top. I noticed throughout the day, I’d catch him staring at me and smiling. When I would catch him, he never said anything and would just keep smiling. Being from Texas, it just comes naturally to me to be friendly to strangers, so I would just smile back. When my girlfriend got a chance, she whispered to me, “I think he likes you. He keeps looking at you and he only wants to talk to you.” I was picking up on that too. I think some men think women have no idea when you’re into them, but most women can smell it from 100 miles away.

After a full day at the park, all of us needed to meet up with some other people we came with. The park was so large we needed to walk at least a mile to get to the meet up spot. We had to decide whether or not we wanted to take a ride on a golf cart to get there or walk. While chatting about this decision, I caught Peter giving me googly eyes again. This time he put his arm around me. I was freaking out and probably blushing even though no one would ever be able to tell. He took his arm off after about a minute. The group came to a decision and we were going to walk. There was so much chaos happening because the park had just closed and the crowds of people were looking like a mass exodus of herds of cattle. Peter started walking and I was walking next to him. Our friends were close behind. Peter was suddenly walking at lightning speed and the crowds were so large, it was easy to get lost, so I sped up the pace to keep up with him. That’s when I realized we were separated from our friends. I asked, “Should we wait for them to catch up to us?” He was quick to say no. That’s when I realized he was just trying to get me alone. I totally fell for it!

Peter put his arm around me for a SECOND time! This time he left it there! Public display of affection is definitely not something I’m used to. Maybe you should read my purity blog and you’ll understand why. I started stuttering. Everything that came out of my mouth sounded so stupid. We had to meet everyone up at a certain time. Peter pulled out his cell phone to check the time. Something caught my eye though. There was a big-booty-chick in a thong on his phone as the wallpaper!!! WHAT THE?!?! Oh NO! What microscopic amount of interest I had in this guy dissipated. What a bust. No thank you. Not such a great first impression. What’s funny is he didn’t even know I saw.

When we got to the meetup spot, he wanted to keep walking with me and we passed up everyone. I could tell he was just buying time, so he wouldn’t have to say bye. I was just thinking, “Oh, dear Lord. Please don’t try to kiss me.” Peter went on and on about how this wasn’t goodbye and he was going to come to my city and visit me. “This isn’t goodbye, Ndi. I’m going to see you again,” he said. He was still making googly eyes at me. He gave me a hug and left. Thankfully, he didn’t try to kiss me.

That was the first and last time I ever saw him. I laughed hysterically about it with my girlfriend who thought he liked me. I mean, REALLY? IS THIS REAL LIFE? You’re trying to holler at me but you got a big-booty-chick on your phone? Boy, BYE!

 

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Awkward Moment:Early Bird Gets the Worm

I was so excited to finally have an “official” job! The Manager said show up to orientation at 8 pm the following week. I prepared all day long and wore my nicest outfit. I mean I was dressed to IMPRESS. When I looked in the mirror I impressed my own self! I showed up at the workplace 15 minutes early, 7:45pm. I walked in, saw the manager and she gave me a glance. “Yes. Can I help you?” In my head I thought, “Well of course! Does she not remember me? I mean, does she not remember what time we scheduled orientation?” I responded with a smile, “Yes. I’m here for orientation.” She looked confused. “Orientation is tomorrow at 8 pm.” My eyes were wide. I couldn’t believe it! I showed up a WHOLE day early! “Oh! Yes! Of course it is! Wow. I could’ve swore it was today…(nervous laughter)…At least I’m early! (nervous smile)” She wasn’t smiling or laughing at the awkward situation which made things even more awkward. I just said, “Okay, see you tomorrow!” and briskly walked out. I could hear her loudly whispering to another employee, “Man, she is ready to work!” Wow. What a first impression, Ndi!

Awkward Moment of the Week

Can I be honest with you guys? My life is full of awkward hilarious moments. I will prove it to you all by repeating these embarrassing stories to you once a week. Besides, I know you guys like reading these because you like to creep on my life. That’s why you’re reading my blog right now. At least I hope someone likes to creep on me and is interested in my life….anyway! 

Awkward Moment:

This happened just yesterday. As most of you know, I’m a college student. I have my own private room on campus in an all girls’ dorm. Last night at around 6:30 pm I was eating my dinner that I had taken from the cafeteria to my room. But then, something awful happened……I. GOT. THIRSTY. I’m sure some of you are like “Ndi, that’s normal when you’re eating.” But here’s where things got increasingly awkward. There was no water in my room, but there was a water fountain right outside my door. Ahem..and I don’t know about anyone else but when I get home, I want to get comfortable. So what did I do? I, uh, how do you say? Took my pants off. However, the shirt I was wearing yesterday was pretty long and it kind of looked like a short dress…like a really short dress. 

So I don’t know if you can read my mind at this point, but I was getting desperately thirsty and desperate situations make me do ridiculous things. And I DID NOT want to put those pants back on. I mean, I had just gotten comfortable. Sometimes guys walk through my dorm, but it really isn’t often that I see them. So I thought to myself, “Maybe I can make it to the water fountain, fill my cup with water, and no one will see me.” So I poked my head out of my door, like a cartoon character, and looked down the hallway only to find it was empty. And of course I’m thinking “Yes!!! Victory is mine!! The Lord loves me and He knows I don’t love pants!!” So I run out there to the water fountain with my huge cup looking quite ridiculous, might I add. I’m thinking, “Come on!! Can’t this water fountain spit out this water any faster??” And probably, not even 10 seconds after I start filling my cup, a girl who is a CA at my dorm starts walking down my long hallway. I can see her making funny faces from far away and she says hello. I say hi with my eyes big and shifty. I was just hoping somehow she didn’t notice how ridiculous I looked…which is the dumbest thing to hope for since I can’t make myself invisible and she still had eyes. 

I went back in my room thinking “Dang, it. I thought I could make it.” Hahaha. I don’t know why I did it. Maybe I like the rush of trying not to get caught. This awkward moment I definitely brought upon myself.

I actually did this same thing last semester except my neighbor came out and was leaving her dorm and saw me. She made this horrified disgusted face at me and left as fast as she could. I could not stop laughing later. Hahahaha! It really wasn’t that bad. She was weird anyway.. Oh well. I guess the past is in the past, isn’t it? 🙂

xoxo, 

Ndi